A classic fupa, being forced into jeans.



Perfect Fit. These must be tailored!



Fupa on tailgate.



Hot Tub Fupa.



Pink Camel Toe Fupa



Fake Fupa.




The Fupa

saurus, which lived approximatley 68 to 65 million years ago, was among the largest and last dinosaurs to exist and its natural habitat was prehistoric Wal-Mart.



Tumor fupa.



Butt Chin Fupa, my fav!



Aretha Franklin Fupa. mmm mmm, good eatin.

Pink purse fupa

Of all of the 5 people out there reading this, one of you may be a millionaire. And you may be conflicted when trying to properly allocate your assets. Should you opt for a nice hedge fund? Go for a mid-cap mutual fund? What about an annuity? Head coach of Notre Dame Charlie Weis knows what to do, and the answer may surprise you.

With a 40 million dollar, 10 year contract, Weis was running out of places to put his money. Without anywhere to put his pay, Notre Dame threatened to stop compensating Weis. In a stroke of ingenuity, Weis found a terrific way to store his wad of cash: his own body, starting with his Fupa.

It’s important to consider the stats on the Weis fupa, or “wupa”, if you will:

• can house more than 45 pounds of excess storage
• dense enough that it has a detectable gravitational pull
• provides enough force to act as a money clip
• stolen bills can easily be detected by moisture content (cash reserves are moistened with man sweat generated by friction between wupa and torso).

Breaking down the wupa, we have the following three key areas:

1. Transfupa Rift - secures liquid assets (lower) from long term investments (above)
2. Primary Cortex - protected by a wrinkle free dockers khaki
3. GSU (Gravy Support Unit) - Provides gravy on demand

Long term assets